Cloudhopper translated into Spanish!
foxhack translated the first thirty-odd strips of Cloudhopper into Spanish for me! They are freaking hilarious.




http://unnecessaryg.com/cloudhopper/pages/cloudhopper006.htm
Panel 1 (Girl): "¿Qué? No... eso sí que no."
Panel 1 (Guy): "Dije que --"
Panel 2 (Girl): "Apenas es nuestra primera cita, es muy pronto para esto. ¡Adiós!"
Panel 2 (Guy): "¿Cómo?"
Panel 3 (Girl): "¡Taxi!"
Panel 3 (Guy): "¡Estoy borracho!"
Panel 4 (Girl): "Adiós, Danny."
Panel 4 (Danny): "Pero..."

http://unnecessaryg.com/cloudhopper/pages/cloudhopper007.htm
Panel 1: "Pero no quise decir que te amaba..."
Panel 3: "¡Jódete, perra!"
Panel 4: "Me puedo divertir sin que me ayuden." "Perra."

http://unnecessaryg.com/cloudhopper/pages/cloudhopper008.htm
(A note -- since the guy's drunk, I figured I'd have fun and decided to rewrite the song in the same way a drunken Mexican would sing it. So, here you go!)
Panel 1: "Annn Ay" "jad te taim of mai laaaaaif"
Panel 2: "No aiv neber fel dis wey vifooooor..."

http://unnecessaryg.com/cloudhopper/pages/cloudhopper009.htm
Panel 1: "Grashias, grashias. Y ahora sigo con el clásico..."
Panel 2: "Cállate ahorita sigues" "Eeeeeen Aaiii~"
Panel 3: "Jaaad te taim of mai"
Panel 4" "¡Uy!" (Note: If you want to make it a bit funnier, you can change this for "Laiiiiiiii---")

http://unnecessaryg.com/cloudhopper/pages/cloudhopper011.htm
Panel 1: "¡Dios mío!"
Panel 2: "¡Se cayó!" "¡El borracho se cayó del edificio!"




http://unnecessaryg.com/cloudhopper/pages/cloudhopper017.htm
"¡AAAAAAAAH!"
"¡AAAAAH!"
"¡AAAAAH!"
"¡AAAAH!"





http://unnecessaryg.com/cloudhopper/pages/cloudhopper034.htm
Panel 2: "Splat"
Panel 3: "Bah, mi zapato se mojó."



I know enough Spanish to be giggling like an idiot right now.